How I Got Sucked Into This Mess: Moo Style

Dear Inanimate Object,

Hey there! It's Moo, the awesomest cow in Toy World. Well, probably the only cow in Toy World...but still! I'm also the best skateboarder you'll ever see! Uh...yeah, I think I'm bragging about now. Well, anyways, I guess this is my entry. What to write about, what to write about? I guess my day wasn't all that interesting. I'll write about it anyways.

I woke up this morning with Golden, my super-girly older sister's, stupid crown collection on my face (no idea how it got there...). It was kind of poking into my fluff, y'know? Anyways, I got up and threw the collection into the trash, because I was sure she grew out of the 'princess' stuff by now. Wait a sec...she never grows out of that. Hm...that might be why I heard faint sobbing while I went downstairs for breakfast. Well, nevermind that. No one cares 'bout her anyways.

So, I go downstairs and notice that Pup's not there. There's Brownie, Olly, and Rusty sitting at the dining table, eating. Yeah, I know my brothers are so boo-ring (except for Brownie. He's cool. Though nerdy...and girly...I won't say more!) So then I ask about Pup's whereabouts and Brownie, the bestest dog ever, says that he's in the computer room. (If you haven't guessed, we're dating! Yes, siblings dating. It's not weird in Toy World! We're toys, sheesh!)

I found Pup in the computer room, not surprisingly a room full of computers, typing up some kind of web-journal? Of course, that's Pup for you. Anyways, I guess you know what happened. I got sucked into this whole journal-writing business, just sitting here writing to an inanimate object...not very fun. But I guess it pays off some in the end.

Hope you like what I have to say (though it's just basically my day, so I don't understand how you would find it very interesting). And Pup, go away. I'm trying to write here.

Oh, that reminds me. Pup, as annoying as always, asked me to talk about my new years' resolution. Mine is to torment Golden more. I know, I know, she doesn't deserve my attention, but I'm just so generous.

From,

P.S.: Please excuse my brother's entry, he's VERY boring.