The Princess of Fantasy and Romance Novels

Well of course you would request an audience with the prettiest dog, like, EVER! Who wouldn't?! Of course, I WAS going to be PRINCESS until that little nuisance Moo came along, to ruin my entire LIFE! Ugh. She's disgusting.

So anyways, Pup decided that he wanted, of course, me to contribute to his little webseries! I mean, who wouldn't love me contributing to...like, anything!? I'm the most amazing toy ever! So hip!!!

Whoever lives without my beautiful sense of taste is not alive at ALL! ...I just had to add.

I'm looking at the other posts, but skipping Moo's. UGH!!! She's so...ugh...NOT HIP!!! Anyways, I'm checking out Pup's and Rusty's. Rusty's just so SASSY!!! I think it's because that MOO dumped him. Well, of COURSE! Moo dumps EVERYONE! IN THE GARBAGE! I KNOW!!!!!

Well, with PUP, he's sooooo ...how should I say...NOT COOL! That must be why he's so UNPOPULAR! Ha! I'm like, BEAUTY QUEEN!!!! He's NOT!!!

So, anyways ABOUT MYSELF! EEEE! I'm like, SO COOL I just LOVE myself as much as everyone LOVES ME!!!

Sooooooooooo, how am I so CUTE do you ASK!??!??!? Well, GOOD QUESTION!!! I JUST AM! AND MOO CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Well, ANYWAYS...I guess that's ENOUGH ABOUT ME (even though everyone CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME!!!!) I suppose my time is RUNNING OUT! I mean...I HAVE MY LIFE!!! (*sniff*) AND BEAUTY TO WORK ON! THIS BEAUTY DOESNT DO ITSELF YKNOW! (only on weekends.)

Your Highness,

- Ultimate Supermodel [Watcher ~notmoo]
- Ultimate Model [Obsesser ~notmoo]
- Ultimate Pop Star [Drooler-over ~notmoo]
- Ultimate Princess [Claimer ~notmoo]
- Ultimate Romance Novel Reader [Now this one is true ~notmoo]






MOO! HOW DID YOU EDIT MY SIGNATURE!?!?!?!