I'm Rusty. Ignore everything anyone else says about me. I'm not crazy. I'm not! If I was crazy, how would I type this? Huh? Answer me that. Exactly, you don't know. Because I'm smart and you're not.
I'm just a little angry about what happened though. Yeah, yeah, it's been a year, I should have gotten used to it by now, whatever. You try dealing with your old best friend and sister suddenly turning against you and dumping you when everything was going so well. I still don't know what I did wrong. Is it the way I talk? My sense of style? My ears? It's the ears, isn't it. I knew I shouldn't have changed the way I wore them. Ugh!
First rule: Don't mess with me. I really despise annoying people. And you don't want to know what happens to those types of people.
Rule two: DON'T QUESTION ME. I am always right. No matter what. Quick, pop quiz: what do you do if I'm wrong? TRICK QUESTION: I'M NEVER WRONG!
Follow those, and any others I may think of later, and you should be just fine. Those are the most important two.
I don't know how to write in this thing. I don't understand how it's supposed to work. Oh great, Pup's walked in. He's walking over my way. What is he doing--he's coming to sit next to me andOH HEY PUP I WAS JUST TYPING ABOUT YOU! All good things, don't worry...oh wait you can read what I wrote heh um this is awkward
What. About my New Year's resolutions? Why? That's stupid. No, I don't care, I'll be rude in here if I want to. Not like anyone's going to read it anyway. Stop dreaming, Pup, you know it's true. I suppose my resolution is to figure out some way to get out of doing this stupid thing. Though it might be a neat way to stalk everyone else's life...
That's it. Now go away; I don't like you. DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I'M DONE HERE!
Rusty Furrin
the real rustbucket
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